ozzsii: begin adventure

yeah i just really wanted to start a small cliche fanadventure for when i have artblock, since panels and trolls are very easy to draw with the binary tool

i could really use some fantrolls though, and or commands, please send me fantrolls/commands and i might either put them in the comic or draw them out UuU

and Ozzsii's bio for those who haven't read it, just to start the fanadventure out,

==> Be the muckraking seadweller

You are now the muckraking seadweller. You are OZZSII ELATUS A 7 SWEEPS OLD TROLL. Speaking of muckraking, have you heard the JUICIEST GOSSIP about the SCANDALOUS BLACKROM RELATIONSHIP your MOIRAIL HAS WITH A LOW-BLOOD? That was her poor judgment, and now that she has told you it's time to tell everyone else! And you can be sure, EVERYONE, will hear about it. MUCKRAKING is one of your favourite things to do, and one of your MANY INTERESTS.

You love muckraking. Other trolls used to think you were boring, you admittedly don't blame them , you didn't have many fascinating interests, you just liked COLLECTING OLD NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS and MUMBLING ABOUT HIGH-BLOODED POLITICS. No one really wants to hear about that. Finally after struggling to fill your quadrants, you had to UP YOUR GAME a little. And okay, the relationship with your moirail and another certain lowblood may be a bit. . .fabricated. But anything to attract an audience, right?

ONE OF YOUR OTHER INTERESTS IS PRESSING YOUR OWN NEWSPAPERS. You acquired a news press easily from the construction drones, though it's mostly because your blood is of such a high color. WITH IT YOU PRINT A WEEKLY NEWSPAPER CALLED "GOSSIP GLUB", and go around POSTING THEM TO THE HIVES OF A CITY THAT RESIDES NEAR YOU. Apparently the article is very popular, trolls starting putting boxes out near there hives for you to place the paper.

You don't dare make an article about anyone with a higher blood color than you though, you would be CULLED FOR LYING almost instantaneously. You like to prey on low-blooded scum. Which leads you to another fascinating topic, THE HEMOSPECTRUM. Your views on it are as any highblood's should be, HIGH-BLOODS ARE AMAZING BEINGS, and LOW-BLOOD'S ARE FILTHY. You tend to act arrogant around blue-bloods, obnoxious to green-bloods, and anyone below that you treat like SOMETHING ONE WOULD SCRAPE OFF OF THERE SHOE.

Unfortunately, your GOSSIPY, ARROGANT, and RUMOUR-SPREADING TENDENCIES leave you with shaky quadrants. Your moirail WILL MOST LIKELY BE FURIOUS with the whole kismesis article. But hey, it's all in good fun. Hopefully no one believes the BULL SHIT YOU SPEW IN THE FORM OF INK.
Ink, is one problem that gets in the way of your BELOVED NEWSPAPER. Your OCTODAD provides you plenty of jet black ink, but ink runs when wet.

BECAUSE OF THIS, your hive is conveniently HALF-SUBMERGED UNDERWATER. The upper half is like any normal hive, EXCEPT WITH SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. As you walk down the stairs the temperature lowers and the staircase gets frighteningly dark. FOR THIS REASON you don't spend much time downstairs with OCTODAD. The downstairs room is filled with water, and is almost pitch black. Even though you can breathe quite comfortably it feels like you are being SUFFOCATED WITH DARKNESS. Your Octodad is very aware of this, and has knocked a few holes in the walls, allowing small shafts of light in. YOU ADORE YOUR OCTODAD, he's the politest lusus any troll could ever have. He always knows when you are out of ink, and refills the ink bottles for you.

YOUR LAST FAVOURITE INTEREST HAPPENS TO STILL BE RELATED TO THE PRESS. Typewriters, are the single best things in the universe. THE WAY THE KEYS SOUND when you type away, CREATING STORIES OF SCANDALS AND GORY MURDER just MAKES YOUR DAY. You type so passionately though, that all of your precious typewriters are MISSING AT LEAST A FEW KEYS. They lay scattered about your HIVE, and you OFTEN STEP ON THEM AND CURSE LIKE A SAILOR. You try picking them up, but they MYSTERIOUSLY REAPPEAR the next day in the same spots.

TYPEWRITERS MADE YOU JUST REMEMBER the story about your moirail you were working on, and decide that perhaps it is best not to publish that particular article. SHE HAS A NASTY TEMPER. Luckily, she has you to reason out all of her rage. Such a shame she's a mid-blood though. She would be all the more LOVELY with BLUE OR PURPLE blood. Quadrants are ON YOUR MIND A LOT. As a ROMANCE PUBLISHER, it would be hypocritical to NOT HAVE ANY FILLED. As stated before you have an EXTREMELY VIOLENT MOIRAIL. And a GENTLE MATESPRIT. She is polite, and precious. She has great cyan blue blood, and though OTHERS THINK SHE IS CREEPY AND A BIT HOMICIDAL, YOU STRONGLY DISAGREE. Oh, how you pity her so. Visting her FLOATING HIVE is one of the best times of the week! You're lucky she lives so close.

Your troll tag is mudslingingBackbiter --< And you type in a way that makes it look like your words are being FLUNG by a SLINGshot ...---)

(First name is based off of a typewriter font called Ascii, last name is based off of the Latin word for arrogant which is "Elatus")

sooo yeah
send me your fantroll(s) i'd really appreciate it! uvu
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